“Wreck the tree and blame the doggie… Fa la la la la la la la laaaa!…”
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christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
Happy Christmas Adam everyone
low budget production of Cats where it’s just 2 hours of approximately 20 cats loose on the stage
brilliant
where do i get tickets
tbh this would be a million times better
That stupid post about why women and queer people love cats has still got me all fucked up because like a cat is a small animal that is wholly reliant on you it can’t live in your home without your permission and you have to actively and willingly keep it there and this chucklefuck is mad that this animal, that has no decision making power over its own life, doesn’t adequately return the “emotional labor” of being cared for as if the cat understands feminist theory or philosophy in general.
Like the cat weighs seven pounds, you can cut his balls off, and you literally legally own him. If you don’t like having him around you can easily remove him. You aren’t in an abusive financially dependant relationship with him because he’s not a grown human man its a CAT
imagine hating an animal so much you take it out on an entire gender
i thought a child was outside my door
Trainability in cats is a funny thing.
My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.
That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:
These are all very important things that required your attention. They’re doing a good job.
Dogs really aren’t much better. I teach all my dogs the command “show me”. How it works is if the dog needs something but I’m having trouble understanding what exactly they’re trying to tell me, I say “show me” and they lead me to whatever the problem is. Usually they lead me to a real problem (like a toy that got stuck under the couch, their water bowl is empty, etc). But sometimes they want me to fix things like this-
I tried to train my dog to bark when people come up to my door. Now he barks when people walk by on the other side of the street.
let’s bring back the term “cats” when referring to a group of people (i.e. “see you cats later”)
pros:
cons:
approve
(plays the guitar)
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Prospero Ano y Felicidad
(aggressively headbangs)
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART
a flourishing anus and happiness for you too
OH.
Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish
Lesson 1
Reblog for a prosperous anus this 2017
Right so I’m thinking orphan black christmas special in which we get an hours worth of watching Alison trying to host Christmas with all of the characters in her living room trying not to kill each other
Ok I’ve thought more about this and here’s what I’d like to see:
- Helena’s idea of ‘helping with Christmas dinner’
- Cosima vs Felix in ‘who can buy the other person the shittiest present’
- baby Arthur and Donnie dressed in home made (by Alison) reindeer costumes
- Delphine buying really sentimental, well-thought out gifts for everyone (because she still feels vaguely guilty for everything) that causes at least three people to actually cry
- the three people crying over said presents being Art, Scott and Sarah (although she insisted that she wasn’t crying she was just allergic to pine trees)
- Kira, Charlotte, Gemma and Oscar disappearing, causing a panic until they are found asleep in a pile of sweet wrappers and wrapping paper in the basement (where they’d sneaked off to play with the severed-head dolls that helena had gotten them) (which in reality means they’re were playing video games)
- Sarah and Tony getting slightly too drunk and performing a rendition of jingle bells in which every time they said the world ‘jingle’ they took another swig of whatever liquor they could find in Alison’s cupboard
- Delphine joining in with said drinking game and then confessing her undying love to every person in the room in French
- clone club christmas carols
Yes, please.
i love how everyone’s just kinda hanging out and meanwhile kate’s doing laps and having the time of her life
Friend: Do you think Groot’s name is actually Tree, since Thor speaks groot and introduced him to Steve as ”This is my friend Tree”
Me: Holy shit…
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